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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

Good timing for this. I get occasional FTFNYT newsletters from opinion columnists and todays, from their 'token black conservative "contrarian" scold' John McWhorter had this to say about Biden and Trump:

"๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ 2024 ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ, ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ, ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ดโ€™ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ. ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด, ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ-๐˜ฃ๐˜บ-๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ. ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜‘๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‰๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜‹๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜บ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด. ๐˜–๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ, ๐˜‰๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ. ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑโ€™๐˜ด, ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ โ€” ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด โ€” ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ. ๐˜๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ช ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด."

It exquisitely illustrates the frankly degenerate nature of the Mass Media coverage of Trump; he's "fascinating", "fun", an object of amusement instead of the frankly existential threat that trumpism represents to this country....

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Worst is that McWhorter has some actual chops in his own field and sometimes uses them to say something worth saying https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/06/defense-ocasio-cortez-concentration-camp-comment/592180/ but he's just phoning this shtik in.

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Jun 21Liked by Yastreblyansky

OK, I'm with ya. But the focus on the words, their specific order, their inherent meanings or lack, and their momentary newsy-ness all works to deflect from the lived reality โ€“ the existing in this world at the same time as a deranged fascist, supported by the combined weight of billions of dollars wielded by determined christo-fascisto inquisitionists โ€“ that awaits only a flimsy election process and a totalitarian court order to take down what's left of the thin veneer of civilised society (and yes, the pressers will be among the first up against the various walls, so it is not as if they don't have skin in the game...)

McWhorter apparently knows better โ€“ what's his excuse?

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Jun 21ยทedited Jun 21Liked by Yastreblyansky

Also, a comparatively mid-brow tangential take from John Stoehr:

https://www.editorialboard.com/the-cultivated-naivete-of-the-washington-press-corps/

And yer poetics...I bow, because hat-top is insufficient.

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LOL I don't think of Stoehr as midbrow. He's great.

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Jun 21Liked by Yastreblyansky

Yes, but can't hold a match to your wordmastery. Nothing for him to be ashamed of...

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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

What is the value in being more "interesting, linguistically speaking" when applied to the national dialog? It strikes me as McWhorter saying that a metastasizing cancer is more interesting, medically speaking, than a head cold.

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Which is totally true, at an oncology conference. But McWhorter isnโ€™t bringing his stuff to the Linguistic Society of America, heโ€™s bringing it to the bourgeois readership of The Times and The Atlantic and asking them to take what he says on faith (I believe George Lakoff really has brought some of his analytic ideas to his peers). And itโ€™s really shallow, facile work, or not work at all. The kind of smooth talk we used to get from Bill Safire, who knew nothing whatever about language when The Times appointed him as their language expert.

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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

Jebus, I'm getting really mad. "Clarabell is the less interesting clown, homicidally speaking. John Wayne Gacy -- no matter what you think of his ideas -- is fascinating."

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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

Yeah...and linguistically is pretty much the only sort of speaking there is, at least according to some. But bring on the song and dance, 'cause McWhorter just got to his table right down front!

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No, it has a technical meaning in linguistics (which is what I, like McWhorter as well as George Lakoff and Noam Chomsky, have my academic training in, thank you very much), referring only to particular aspects of speech (like grammatical structure, vocabulary choice, sound structure). McWhorter is what is called a sociolinguist, a student of language-in-society, and his significant work (trust me, it really is not undistinguished) has to do with pidgin and creole languages, which is not very relevant to analyzing Trumpโ€™s speech, but Trump is certainly sociolinguistically sort of interestingโ€”not complex, itโ€™s just weird that an incredibly rich man OR a politician models his speech on 1970s Vegas nightclub comedians like Rodney Dangerfield.

Iโ€™m interested in pathological aspects of both Trumpโ€™s and Bidenโ€™s speechโ€”you may have seen stuff Iโ€™ve written on Trumpโ€™s reading disability and how he tries to compensate for it when delivering text composed by Stephen Miller, which is often too complex for Trump to handle. The comparable side of Biden is his stutter, which he handles extremely well, but the way he does it gives his speechmaking a very plain, unvarnished sound, in short and slightly harsh-sounding bursts. Iโ€™m also interested in more psychosemantical aspects of Trumpโ€™s speech, the inexhaustibility of it and frequent incoherence, and his occasional collapses into real nonsense (not just word salad but syllables that arenโ€™t even words). No sign McWhorter has noticed any of this, looks like he just thinks Biden is boring.

McWhorter also doesnโ€™t support Trump at all, I hope you guys are understanding that, heโ€™s a consistent nevertrumper like Kristol and those Bulwark people, and would be sad, I think, if he realized he was contributing to the normalizing of Trump by agreeing to making the conversation about whoโ€™s entertaining. But the point I want to emphasize is that he isnโ€™t bringing his best linguistic game into the discussion.

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Jun 21Liked by Yastreblyansky

"๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จโ€”๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜น, ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜–๐˜™ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ 1970๐˜ด ๐˜๐˜ฆ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ."

He doesn't have the self deprecation of Dangerfield...maybe more like Don Rickles, but I think that it's an amalgamation of all the insult comics of the 80's, the kind of scripts he was given on 'The Apprentice' and what he absorbed of art of kayfabe working with the WWE.

The latter is the key to his rally speeches, because they're explicitly modeled after WWE events, particularly in the 2016 campaign. That part's degraded now to kind of a '๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜จ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ' vibe.

If he was physically capable, I suspect he'd make his entrance to his rallies like Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon or (most appropriately) Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

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Jun 21ยทedited Jun 21Author

Yes. My son was WWE-watching age at the time of the Battle of the Billionaires (for which, as we later learned, McMahon paid Trump $5 million tax free by giving it to the Trump Foundation, and in return his wife got a cabinet post in 2017), so I ended up watching that series of shows with him, which I never would have done on my own, and felt that was the most important preparation for what kind of presidential candidate he was going to be.

But there are lots of things he does at rallies that donโ€™t fit into the WWE trash talk model or the macho business guy posing of The Apprentice either, I think, that conflict with the heroic image he wants to project, and are more proper to a comic. The tangents, for one thing. His shtik about water-saver toilets could almost be a Seinfeld routine. And the vocal habitsโ€”especially that exasperated growl heโ€™s taken to putting on a punch line evokes Dangerfield for me (not that it sounds exactly like Dangerfield but that it communicates the same defeated "are you shitting me" emotion), and his little dances with his fists could be a half-assed Johnny Carson imitationโ€ฆ

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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

Critics always promote artists who make it easy to write about them. Hi-larious that McWhorter clearly believes their "verbal styles" are without meaning or consequence.

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Jun 23Liked by Yastreblyansky

I didnโ€™t know sui generis means โ€œbullshit.โ€

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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

Also I cannot ever read any version of this song without hearing Tom Lehrer 's voice in my head reciting the elements....

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Jun 20Liked by Yastreblyansky

Bravo! This is spectacular. I am glad you reposted it. (And on a personal note, the video brought a tear to my eye. My dad fucking loved this song, and directed kid me to watch I believe this same production on HBO, which I did, and I also loved it. It brought back that, as well as all the Linda Ronstadt that played in the house, and then forward by two decades, a Henry that I attended circa 2002 with Kevin Kline as Falstaff -- I was somehow in the front row, and still remember the note of awe in my girlfriend's voice. "How did you get these seats??" Dunno, things just magically happened back then!)

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Lovely! Just lovely.

It's not bullshit, it's a particular vernacular!

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Jun 23Liked by Yastreblyansky

The finest Gilbert and Sullivan parody since Tom Lehrerโ€™s โ€œThe Elementsโ€!

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