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gromet's avatar

"You liberals have to understand," says the reasonable conservative pundit in his interview with the Failing New York Times, which wants to get to the bottom of the cause of it all, "that however badly you are now suffering under Trump's certain fascism, it is but a tenth as intensive as the suffering that conservatives believed they were subjected to under the pro-vaccine, pro-Hamas, costly-egg terror of the Biden reign. Ergo ipso facto the first amendment can now legally be violated quod erat demonstrandum."

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Maggielle's avatar

Yas, this is painfully, truly brilliant. Now I’m going to re-read it over and over.

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Bern's avatar

TL,DR: OOF. In a really large and scary font.

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Bruce's avatar

And, of course the Courtier Press have decided to, uhhh, what's the word??? Oh yeah, cancel Amber Ruffin's scheduled gig for the WHCA annual Nerd Ball, to placate Lord Tinyhand's fragile ego. https://variety.com/2025/politics/news/whca-drops-amber-ruffin-performance-dinner-1236351795/

This isn't going to save them. They must have been thrilled to get the 'fun and exciting' Trump WH back after for years of boring Old Joe.

So now we have a 4Chan WH comms team posting Idiocracy-level trolling about the Vice President sending 'freedom seeds' downrange while he cosplays 'Call of Duty' keeping them 'entertained' while Elon and the Doggies dismantle the American democracy hand in hand with the Theocrat fascists and tech bro billionaires to construct the America Feudal system.

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Bern's avatar

Not blackmail; extortion, Shirley.

Due to get a big fed tax refund*, assuming...

Due to pay a small DC tax, irrespective...

*I hate this sort of whipsawing, year to year. We owed a ton last year, and had estimated tax bills (I paid it all at once, but it's a silly non-digital thing that wastes everyone's time). So this year VIOLA! we way overpaid. Dumb Dumb Dumb.

Thing is, what with taking only 10 days to get a new passport, and this big-ass refund, we are weirdly dodging the worst of the new reich. Only a matter of time, I'm certain.

On a lighter note (that's me – Mr Sunshine), our weekly demonstration along the avenue is drawing 100-150 crowd to the sidewalks with signs. It's a low-key-but-festive thing (I anticipate white wine and brie this Thursday) that captures the eyeballs of the slowriders at rush hour. Of the hundreds of vehicles we see every time, only 3 drivers have expressed contradictory views. I assume nothing to be learned from this, but choir-preaching in the real world is a sorta new thing for me.

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Hamish Mack's avatar

Excellent post, Yas.

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Cheez Whiz's avatar

Gotta say I'm liking this less-reasonable Yasterbylansky, receipts and all.If you've never stayed at a Trump property, they're coming for you.

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